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Marriage is not a word, it's a sentence.

Marriage 明明是一個word(字)，哪來的sentence(句子)？sentence在法律的用語是指「判刑」
那是判刑多久呀？結婚是一輩子的事，所以就是 life sentence (無期徒刑)
結婚一年，就是判刑一年sentence one year (in jail / in prison)

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Marriage is like a hot bath.
Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

這是拿熱水澡做比喻，熱水泡久了不覺得熱、水也會變冷
婚姻一但習慣後，就沒有當初的熱度

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Don't marry a tennis player,
because to them, love means nothing.

為什麼說不要嫁給網球選手？ 為什麼對他們來說，love = nothing？
對很多浪漫的人來說，一定不能接受這種說法，愛應該是代表一切呀(love means everything)
原來是網球比賽還沒有得分前，叫做 love，也就是零分的意思，所以對他們來說 love = nothing

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A wife asked her husband to describe her.
He said: " You are A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K."
She asked: "what does that mean?"
"Adorable, Beautiful, Clever, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous and Hot." he answered.
She said: "Oh that's lovely. What about I,J,K?"
He said: " I'm Just Kidding! "

一個妻子要丈夫形容她是怎麼樣的人
丈夫說：你是A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K.
妻子問：這是什麼意思？
丈夫說：可愛、美麗、聰明、令人愉快的、優雅的、極好的、華麗的、性感
妻子說：那I,J,K呢？
丈夫說：我開玩笑的！

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